Aww
I got married two months ago today, and to celebrate the fact that my marriage has now officially lasted longer than the union of Ethel Merman and Ernest Borgnine (32 days), I thought I would try to re-create our wedding photographically.
Now generally--and I know this from experience--when people show you wedding pictures, they show you 11,426 pictures. It's not so much a photo album that these people share with you; it's a four-hour long stop-action animation. Now believe me, we have 11,426 wedding pictures. But I'm going to try to tell the story of our entire wedding in two photographs.
First, we posed for about eleven hours:
[n.b.: I probably don't have to point this out assuming you have eyes and aren't an idiot, but Sarah is clearly the most beautiful bride in human history.]
And then I put to rest any lingering doubts my lovely bride might have had by proving myself to be an erudite, sophisticated, and mature young man:
Now generally--and I know this from experience--when people show you wedding pictures, they show you 11,426 pictures. It's not so much a photo album that these people share with you; it's a four-hour long stop-action animation. Now believe me, we have 11,426 wedding pictures. But I'm going to try to tell the story of our entire wedding in two photographs.
First, we posed for about eleven hours:
[n.b.: I probably don't have to point this out assuming you have eyes and aren't an idiot, but Sarah is clearly the most beautiful bride in human history.]
And then I put to rest any lingering doubts my lovely bride might have had by proving myself to be an erudite, sophisticated, and mature young man:
posted by John Green at
Wednesday, July 19, 2006
11 Comments:
one word: amazing.
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well, jeeze if I knew it was going to identify me I wouldn't have deleted the previous post which said:
you are more eruditer than some guys I know...
She is beautiful and you look sooo handsome! She must be a very special young lady!
I am so proud of you and so pleased you are happy.
I just we could have been there to share the special day!
Love always,
Linda
That second one is pretty much the best wedding photo, ever.
ha its the yeti!
you're awesome john
THE YETI has appeared.
yay
The Yeti She's pretty!
her cute WOULD break the camera!
Your blog and videos always cheer me up. Especially stuff like "Why dost thou spurn my myspatial advances?"
And, also, I am definitely not the first person to point this out, but... LOOK! THE YETI!
Um, so just how many cameras have you broken?
Awww! The Yeti is like a kitten and a puppy sized elephant rolled into one very adorable human being.
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