A daily blog by author John Green, winner of the 2006 Michael L. Printz Award for his debut work of fiction, "Looking for Alaska."
John's second novel, "An Abundance of Katherines," is now available at Amazon.com.
I wonder if you could get someone to sponsor all those Olympic sized pool shuttle launches. And would that punch too many holes in the ozone? Things I don't know. Must ask Gore (once he's done eating the carbon).
Also, it's my birthday tomorrow (not that Hank cares, since I didn't interview him on the phone, but if he ever writes a book and wants some PR, give him my phone number). You know. I'm just sayin'.
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Al Gore pooping political gold made me laugh so hard I cried. Well done.
i laughed out loud also.
and if al gore poops political gold that would explain all the crap that comes out of his mouth (sorry couldn't resist).
and btw, i learned that Apple, the hippest company in the world, is on team karen...watch and weep.
I wonder if you could get someone to sponsor all those Olympic sized pool shuttle launches. And would that punch too many holes in the ozone? Things I don't know. Must ask Gore (once he's done eating the carbon).
Also, it's my birthday tomorrow (not that Hank cares, since I didn't interview him on the phone, but if he ever writes a book and wants some PR, give him my phone number). You know. I'm just sayin'.
This one was sooo hilarious. Made me laugh aloud as well. Great!
You so crazy.
I now feel less ashamed that I have to call on someone else to do basic math for me. Thanks, John.
My 12-year old did that math before your friend answered the phone. But in her defense, she's on Team Pam.
Much appreciate the soundtrack for the internet research!
Does Al Gore have a PayPal account? Heh.
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